Shoes 'n' Stuff.

 

Today is a boring day. No Stardoll mishaps for me to rant about. However, this nothing-cringe-worthy-to-post-about day has inspired me greatly.

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I present to you, the shoe. The second installment of the "Crappy Graphics" series. In case this looks like a shitty black smudge to you, it really is a shoe. You might have seen Lady GaGa wearing those.

Since, obviously, my graphics are not getting any better, let's just hope that Stardoll royally screws up once again. At least then, I will have something legitimate to post about.

Until then...

NOT another self-important rant.

Oh, the irony.

I'm not going to yammer on about how shitty Stardoll treats us. Nope. I'm not going to write an unduly lengthy post about the overwhelmingly expensive Beach Villa - special introductory price, my ass - or the fact that the Stardoll staff believe that every Stardoll user is a modern day Croesus.

Just yesterday I wrote this melodramatic, emotion-filled manifesto post about how Stardoll is our home, in every sense of the word, and a bunch of romantic crap. However, I am not going to whine. This is a whine-free post. 

Instead, I decided to do something completely different. As in transform my absolutely unjustifiable anger into something creative and certainly more noble.

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Say hello to my first half-decent graphic. She doesn't bite. Hard.